Are you still alive?
Have you ever written a song using the word 'preternatural'?
Do you still write songs on the green sofa?
Are The Dear Janes MORE or LESS tortured than other artists in their genre?
Do The Dear Janes have any brown dogs as pets?
Are you really Dear or are you actually quite cheap?
If you can get drunk on hallelujahs, can you get sober again on wicked thoughts?
What's the square root of 25?
Do you have any regrets having given up normal life for rock superstardom?
Where the fuck did you get such a stupid name?
When will you be recording a Britney Spears tribute album?
What do you wear in bed?

When did you last have Ben and Jerrys?
why is it always raining these days?




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